Kissing Contest
COMEDY
For one night only, the the stage is set, the battle arena is an old timey kissing booth and two of the world’s most attractive clowns take to the stage to settle a question we’ve all asked ourselves since the dawn of time: who can get the most kisses?
Kissing Contest will let you peer into the cavities of the mouths of two award winning, internationally trained clowns and physical comedians who, much like you, won’t know what’s around the next corner.
This non verbal physical show is for adults only up for a wickedly funny night out. If you like thinking about things you might like to think the show explores themes such as consent, body image, sex and death. If you don’t like thinking about things, perfect.
About the artists
Nadia Collins is an actor, physical theatre maker, clown, writer, comedian and facilitator, who has been performing improv, sketch and stand-up comedy since 2008. Training at École Philippe Gauiler in 2016, she was nominated as Best Newcomer at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018. She has created a number of critically acclaimed solo shows, including The Bride (Winner, Best WA Comedy, Fringeworld 2020, 4.5 stars – Fringefeed), Chrysalis, The Big Thingy (5 stars – The Upside News, 5 stars – Winning at Failing), Virgin Bloody Mary (nominated Best Comedy, Perth Fringe 2017, 5 stars – The Australia Times) and Bad Egg Boys (co-creator) (5 stars – The West). She has been teaching drama and facilitating theatre in education since 2013, specialising in teaching clowning, comedy and improv (with Aspire, Barking Gecko, Constable Care, Gelo, WAYTCO, Black Swan and freelance). She was once a lawyer.
★★★★★ “If you haven’t heard of Nadia Collins, it’s about time you did.” – Winning at Failing
★★★★ “Genius – A batshit hour of bizarre physical comedy.” Steve Bennett, Chortle.co.uk
★★★★★ “”A creative, funny, and weird delight from start to finish… I cannot honestly think of a dull moment during the show.”” – The Upside News
★★★★★ “”A natural clown… She puts her body on the line and her face is as rubbery and versatile as a mask… she excels in physical comedy.” – The Australia Times
“Nadia is highly eccentric, very likeable and downright entertaining… an unrestrained Charlie Chaplin… Mr. Bean on steroids.” – Melbourne Diaries
“Physical clowning that earns every ‘OMFG!’’” – Sometimes Melbourne
“Collins is spirited, surprising, and elastic – yes I said elastic!” – Good Vibes Melbourne
“If Nadia Collins were a drug she’d be laughing gas. She subtly sweeps into your consciousness and takes you to hilarious places.” – Theatre Press
“A magnificent, accessible performer.” – Bohemian Rhapsody Social Club
Kyle Walmsley is an actor and theatre maker having created work with companies around Australia including Queensland Arts Council/ArtsLink, JUTE, Darwin Community Arts, Brown’s Mart, Polyglot, Canberra Youth Theatre, Corrugated Iron Youth Arts (where he was Artistic Program Manager), The Flying Fruit Fly Circus (where he was Associate Artist), and HotHouse Theatre (where he was Creative Learning Producer). Kyle was a national finalist in ABC’s Raw Comedy Competition. Kyle has trained in clown at Ecole Philippe Gaulier in Paris, the Upright Citizen’s Brigade (UCB), the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London and the University of Southern Queensland. His solo work has won awards at Darwin Fringe Festival, Newcastle Fringe and a Territory Performing Arts Award.
DATE & TIME
Wednesday 17 | 8:00 PM – 9:00 PM
Thursday 18 | 8:00 PM – 9:00 PM
Friday 19 | 10:00 PM – 11:00 PM
Saturday 20 | 8:00 PM – 9:00 PM
PRICE
General Admission $30
LOCATION
Brown’s Mart Studio
PRACTICAL & CONTENT WARNINGS
- This event is for ages 18+
- Self-harm
- Adult Themes
- Strobing
- Smoke or haze
- Loud noises such as bombs/gunshots
- Mental illness
- Death or dying
- Violence or domestic violence
- Pregnancy/Childbirth Miscarriages/Abortion
- Blood or gore
DURATION
60 minutes
ACCESSIBILITY
- Licensed Venue
- Wheelchair Accessible
- Offer gender neutral toilets
- Have a fully accessible public toilet that is unlocked
- Access to the smoking and bar areas are wheelchair friendly
- Accessible by public transport
- Car park suitable for wheelchair transportation available within 2 minutes of the venue entrance
- Signage is clear, large and easy to read
- Assistance dogs welcome with an appropriate toileting space nearby
- Seating options are available in all spaces
- Railing is used where appropriate (stairs and toilets etc)
- Companion cards accepted: please bring a copy