
Bare Squared
July 13 @ 8:00 pm - 8:50 pm

Sare Bare (yep, the one you know from Mix1049) is back—and she’s barer, bolder, and naughtier than ever. Armed with her trusty ukulele and a couple of unhinged musical bangers, she’s ready to unleash a brand-new era of queer chaos, inappropriate jokes, and deeply relatable overshares. Now in her 30-somethings and maybe (just maybe) baby-curious, Sare’s figuring out life one chord and one chaotic confession at a time. Turns out, the family apple didn’t fall far from the absolutely bonkers tree—and she’s bringing that inherited madness to the stage in a show that’s part stand-up, part sing-along, and entirely unfiltered.
Whether she’s serenading you with NSFW ukulele anthems or catastrophically attempting self-improvement, Sare Bare brings the kind of energy that’ll have you laughing, gasping, and wondering if you should text your therapist. It’s funny. It’s naughty. It’s heartfelt in a way that sneaks up on you. And above all—it’s bare. Don’t miss this wildly original ride through identity, sexuality, family dysfunction, and musical mischief from a performer who’s not afraid to air it all (sometimes literally). Grab a drink, clutch your pearls, and get ready to laugh till it hurts.
ABOUT THE PRODUCER
Sare “Bare” Beins is a Stand Up Comedian, Podcaster and MC. A lover of ukuleles, sex and potatoes. Her accolades include hosting the breakfast show on Mix1049, and she once came third in the Dolly’s Karaoke Competition.
ACCESS
- We accept various forms of contact (written, verbal etc) this includes for complaints and bookings.
- A quiet space is available at the facility for people who have challenges with communicating, learning, understanding and behaviour (for example people with Autism or brain injuries).
- Allergy free food/ beverages available upon request and staff behaviours modified to support notified allergies.
WARNINGS
- Contains adult themes
- Strong language