Bollocks to Bumble &
How hard can dating in real life be? Seriously. What do you call it when all of your friends are married and having kids and you’re on the couch with your 2 cats binging Criminal Minds? – A Fun Friday night of course.
Ever heard the story of the run away condom? Or met Casper the friendly Ghoster… For every awkward date you’ve had – I’ve got 2… And if 6 years of being single has taught me anything – it’s that natural selection is still very active.
Take every bad date you’ve ever been on, add a ukulele and you’ve got “PLEASE DATE ME” – it’s more than a title – it’s a legit call out…
Artist and producer
Danielle Aquilina. 27. Taurus
Originally from Cairns QLD, enjoys Friday nights in watching Criminal Minds with her 2 cats, soy chai lattes and crying over her exhausting love life. Sure she’s got a Bachelor of Creative Industries, and she’s lived in QLD and the NT creating and performing works nationally. But it seems that not even moving around Australia has helped in her search for love.
Comedian, actor, model and serial dater – Danielle is living the life your parents wouldn’t be so proud of…
Comedy Garden at Hotel Darwin
Ticket price $15.00 - $20.00
RestrictionsContains adult themes Contains strong language Contains strong themes Patrons aged 17 or younger require parent/ carer supervision for this venue References mental illness, suicide or self harm
- Wheelchair accessible
- Fully accessible toilet open at all times
- Wheelchair entry via the venue side door